Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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