yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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