If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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