As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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