How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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