been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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