Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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