I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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