He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have tasted many bathrooms
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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