ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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