Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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