dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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