So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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