so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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