ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
