...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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