Ambien. No doubt about it.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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