Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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