There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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