Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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