Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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