just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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