Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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