she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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