She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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