oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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