Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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