Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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