just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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