your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think I am morally bankrupt
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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