I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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