I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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