I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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