Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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