even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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