She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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