i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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