You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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