we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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