its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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