This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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