He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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