You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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