id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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