I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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