i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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