Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
