When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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