Just cropdusted the office
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
