lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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