'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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