So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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