he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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