No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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