so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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