R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Someone shattered a urinal.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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